"These aren't thedroidsfiles you're looking for."
Sorry, but that file could not be found. And believe me, we looked! We checked all the likely directories, then all the unlikely directories, and even grepped through the RAM. We broke into all the computers on our nearby subnet and checked their directories, but still could not find anything. We checked underneath the cushions, but all we turned up was that remote we've been looking for since last year. We searched through the laundry bin, rummaged through the junk drawer, and even asked the neighbor if they had a copy (like they would tell us anyway - they still haven't returned that index.html we loaned them 3 weeks ago!) Are you really, really sure that's the correct file?
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